circumcisions:

procrastinators are able to do 30 minutes of work in 8 hours and 8 hours of work in the 30 minutes before it’s due

(via possiblypensive)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(via snowbirds)

pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

(via couldvebeenking)

ellesugars:

yeah sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m editing my theme for like four hours

(via st-orm)

i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via endor)

vvorldwideweb:

*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*

(via snowbirds)